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Favorite Quotes

topic posted Thu, December 11, 2003 - 4:06 PM by  Unsubscribed
here is a way to get us all going.I will start.(but there are sooooo many)


Meatwad: carl can i swim in your pool

Carl: No you cannot because you are weird

MC Pee Pants: I don't like people I like juice inside of people.I'm crazy man!!!


Iniknok: stealing a bike is easy.Filling full of drugs and getting across the border is not.

Er:yeah those dogs can smell anything so have kick 'em in the throat.


and my all time favorite.....


Carl: I NEED no instructions to now how to ROCK!!!!!
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  • Jona...
    Jonathan
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    Thu, December 11, 2003 - 10:28 PM
    Dr. Weird: "You have reached Dr. Weird...now speak at the tone!!!"

    And that would be my answering machine message. Yes indeed. Now I bet you all wish you could call me.

    I'll have more quotes later when I watch some episodes.
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    Fri, December 12, 2003 - 8:09 AM
    We have advanced past your primitive concepts of law. Now Steal IT! Steal the Cigarettes!
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      Fri, December 12, 2003 - 12:24 PM
      Er: does anybody have some pot

      Iniknok: yes pot

      Meatwad: Frylock do we have some

      Frylock: no meatwad pot is illegal

      Er: waht about some whip-its i gonna get loaded
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  • James
    James
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    Sun, December 21, 2003 - 7:08 PM
    Carl:"Ey baby, drink ya beer. It'll make ya feel better."
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      Mon, December 22, 2003 - 6:10 AM
      so, um.........we're going to have some friends over, some HUMAN friends... and we're going to do some Human things........so just stay away.
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    Mon, December 22, 2003 - 6:11 AM
    we have advanced beyond your concepts of weekends. weekends have now been expanded to the whole week.

    jobs have been phazed out.

    (god i wish. welcome to monday)
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      Mon, December 22, 2003 - 10:38 AM
      i fell down the stairs frylock

      we don't have any stairs

      hey meatwad throw some more styrofoam on the fire i'm not an eskimo here.....!!!
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    Mon, December 29, 2003 - 11:03 AM
    GOCP: "...and they were labeled blasphemous, and they were defficated upon, and hurled at predators..."
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    Wed, February 4, 2004 - 9:51 PM
    Meatwad: What you think this is? A GAME? They gon' garnish his wages! And how he gon' pay child support then, huh? I tell you, he AIN'T!



    Happy Time Harry:<throws up> I drank root beer mixed with triple sec.
    Frylock: Aw, man, I was gonna make margaritas with that!
    Happy Time Harry: What! You had tequila this whole time? What the f-.. Well, Where is it?
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      Thu, February 5, 2004 - 11:33 AM
      Happy Time Harry: and you GET me that Happy Time Dialisis kit.
      Frylock: Dialisis?
      Harry: yeah, I had my liver removed and I'm not supposed to drink...but I do.
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    Wed, February 4, 2004 - 10:06 PM
    "You rrike that don't yo bitch!?!"

    "So sorrrrry I try harder a moruh frapjack preaaze!"

    "Suck it! Suck it dry!"

    "I rule you!"

    ---SuperSpore
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    Thu, February 5, 2004 - 11:06 PM
    Frylock: Say, what is this thing around your neck, some kind of galactic space collar?
    Oglethorpe: Oh this, this is a sweatband.
    Emory: Yeah it keeps the sweat out of our eyes.
    Oglethorpe: That's what yours does? Mine doesn't work then. It's broken.
    Emory: Cuz yours is a droolband, man.


    Shake: You know, I like hanging out with you guys. Well, not you guys, but the *stuff* you guys have is great.


    Ol' Drippy: Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.


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  • Raul
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    Fri, February 6, 2004 - 5:46 PM
    Ur: We get checks from the government! And we spend it on beer! Mexican beer!

    Ignignok: That's the cheapest kind.

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    Carl: Yeah, I know it's been a while and all, but I'm not going to get humped by a giant ape in space.
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    Tue, February 24, 2004 - 9:54 AM
    Oglethorpe: "Put my eyes in so that I might furrow my brow, and express the anger that I am feeling!"
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      Tue, February 24, 2004 - 1:43 PM
      meatwad: tha doesn't sound like the Jerry I know..
      Shake: really!!
      Frylock: so was it really like that?
      Meatwad: Hell no!

      brought to you by the Broodwich episode...
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    Fri, February 27, 2004 - 10:46 PM
    Inignot - The innocent shall suffer... big time.

    Inignot - We are here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations.

    Carl - Oh, I'll give you a magazine there buddy. A, it's full of hollow points. You're going to love it when I put them in a gun and then put'em in ya brain.
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