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Favorite Quotes

topic posted Thu, December 11, 2003 - 4:06 PM by  Unsubscribed
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here is a way to get us all going.I will start.(but there are sooooo many)


Meatwad: carl can i swim in your pool

Carl: No you cannot because you are weird

MC Pee Pants: I don't like people I like juice inside of people.I'm crazy man!!!


Iniknok: stealing a bike is easy.Filling full of drugs and getting across the border is not.

Er:yeah those dogs can smell anything so have kick 'em in the throat.


and my all time favorite.....


Carl: I NEED no instructions to now how to ROCK!!!!!
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  • Jona...
    Jonathan
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    Re: Favorite Quotes

    Thu, December 11, 2003 - 10:28 PM
    Dr. Weird: "You have reached Dr. Weird...now speak at the tone!!!"

    And that would be my answering machine message. Yes indeed. Now I bet you all wish you could call me.

    I'll have more quotes later when I watch some episodes.
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    Fri, December 12, 2003 - 8:09 AM
    We have advanced past your primitive concepts of law. Now Steal IT! Steal the Cigarettes!
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      Fri, December 12, 2003 - 12:24 PM
      Er: does anybody have some pot

      Iniknok: yes pot

      Meatwad: Frylock do we have some

      Frylock: no meatwad pot is illegal

      Er: waht about some whip-its i gonna get loaded
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  • James
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    Re: Favorite Quotes

    Sun, December 21, 2003 - 7:08 PM
    Carl:"Ey baby, drink ya beer. It'll make ya feel better."
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      Mon, December 22, 2003 - 6:10 AM
      so, um.........we're going to have some friends over, some HUMAN friends... and we're going to do some Human things........so just stay away.
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    Re: Favorite Quotes

    Mon, December 22, 2003 - 6:11 AM
    we have advanced beyond your concepts of weekends. weekends have now been expanded to the whole week.

    jobs have been phazed out.

    (god i wish. welcome to monday)
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      Mon, December 22, 2003 - 10:38 AM
      i fell down the stairs frylock

      we don't have any stairs

      hey meatwad throw some more styrofoam on the fire i'm not an eskimo here.....!!!
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    Mon, December 29, 2003 - 11:03 AM
    GOCP: "...and they were labeled blasphemous, and they were defficated upon, and hurled at predators..."
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    Wed, February 4, 2004 - 9:51 PM
    Meatwad: What you think this is? A GAME? They gon' garnish his wages! And how he gon' pay child support then, huh? I tell you, he AIN'T!



    Happy Time Harry:<throws up> I drank root beer mixed with triple sec.
    Frylock: Aw, man, I was gonna make margaritas with that!
    Happy Time Harry: What! You had tequila this whole time? What the f-.. Well, Where is it?
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      Thu, February 5, 2004 - 11:33 AM
      Happy Time Harry: and you GET me that Happy Time Dialisis kit.
      Frylock: Dialisis?
      Harry: yeah, I had my liver removed and I'm not supposed to drink...but I do.
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  • Raul
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    Wed, February 4, 2004 - 10:06 PM
    "You rrike that don't yo bitch!?!"

    "So sorrrrry I try harder a moruh frapjack preaaze!"

    "Suck it! Suck it dry!"

    "I rule you!"

    ---SuperSpore
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    Re: Favorite Quotes

    Thu, February 5, 2004 - 11:06 PM
    Frylock: Say, what is this thing around your neck, some kind of galactic space collar?
    Oglethorpe: Oh this, this is a sweatband.
    Emory: Yeah it keeps the sweat out of our eyes.
    Oglethorpe: That's what yours does? Mine doesn't work then. It's broken.
    Emory: Cuz yours is a droolband, man.


    Shake: You know, I like hanging out with you guys. Well, not you guys, but the *stuff* you guys have is great.


    Ol' Drippy: Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.


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  • Raul
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    Fri, February 6, 2004 - 5:46 PM
    Ur: We get checks from the government! And we spend it on beer! Mexican beer!

    Ignignok: That's the cheapest kind.

    --------
    Carl: Yeah, I know it's been a while and all, but I'm not going to get humped by a giant ape in space.
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  • MC Thom
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    Tue, February 24, 2004 - 9:54 AM
    Oglethorpe: "Put my eyes in so that I might furrow my brow, and express the anger that I am feeling!"
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      Tue, February 24, 2004 - 1:43 PM
      meatwad: tha doesn't sound like the Jerry I know..
      Shake: really!!
      Frylock: so was it really like that?
      Meatwad: Hell no!

      brought to you by the Broodwich episode...
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  • Naroa
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    Mon, March 15, 2004 - 11:49 AM
    Frylock: He needs an ass-whupp'n is what he needs!

    Jangle-Time Jimmy: So... are we jangl'n or what?

    Ignock: This movie is superb.
    Shake: Yeah, he's Vegetable-Man.

    Carl: So I put two and two together and came to the conclusion that you're pissing me off!

    Moth-Man: Yeah, uh,... why did you just throw molding at me?
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    • Naroa
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      Thu, March 18, 2004 - 10:08 AM
      And some more. MORE DID YOU SAY?

      Meatwad: How about this... Hell no!

      Shake: Tell me, is it hot, girl-on-girl action?

      Shake: I will... rend their buttocks.
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      Sat, March 20, 2004 - 12:54 PM
      who is jangle-time jimmy?
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      • Naroa
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        Sun, March 21, 2004 - 11:59 AM
        It's that hill-billy doll Meatwad wanted in "Dumber Dolls". Might've gotten his name wrong, but ti was something like that. The guy who liked to "jangle" and had night-vision goggles.
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        • Raul
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          Sun, March 21, 2004 - 12:19 PM
          Ahhh, you mean "Jiggle-Billy", so Commence ta jigglin'....
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          • Alisha
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            Sun, March 21, 2004 - 2:46 PM
            That episode is amazing, Dumber dolls...and Happy time harry..."He did it to himself man, he just couldnt take it anymore" "I don't know why I have theses goggles..."
            (probably got the quote a little wrong but eh you get the point :) )
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    Wed, April 7, 2004 - 4:28 PM
    Meatwad: Now Boxy, I'm just asking for a little favor. Remember, I helped you take your Grandma to the home last week. That was my day off.

    Boxy Brown: That wasn't no Grandma, that was a damn paper bag.

    Meatwad: Well you just a box!

    Boxy: I just a WHAT, bitch?
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    • Les
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      Sat, July 24, 2004 - 8:35 PM
      "Vhy hell jes, ve're barbequing are ve not?
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      • TONY...
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        Sat, July 24, 2004 - 9:36 PM
        Shake," I should not have to walk so a child may live. You know thats what it means!!!."
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          Fri, July 30, 2004 - 1:57 PM
          oglethorpe: my mind is like a lazer!

          boxxi: they were chickens, it was a hen hizzie.

          happy time harry: sometimes i like to take this knife and go like this, (pulls knife across his chest) to see how hard i can do it before i pass out. hehehe. yeah.

          shake: (whining) i'm huuuuungry, i am guest and you are not treating me like one.
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  • alexis
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    Wed, October 13, 2004 - 8:56 PM
    meatwad: my wife's always gettin on me about that.
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    • Brian
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      Wed, October 13, 2004 - 9:05 PM
      "You and your third dimension. Oh, nothing -- it's cute. We have five. Uh, thousand. Yes, five thousand."
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      • Brian
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        Wed, October 13, 2004 - 9:07 PM
        Don't question it.
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        • Cole
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          Wed, October 13, 2004 - 11:29 PM
          "Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes..."
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            Fri, October 15, 2004 - 9:25 PM
            "Teeth are for homosexuals."
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            • Cole
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              Fri, October 15, 2004 - 11:20 PM
              "Hell, no, I ain't payin' no bills. I'll pay you no mind."
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              • Clayton
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                Wed, October 20, 2004 - 8:28 AM
                This is actually from the deleted scenes from Vol. 1

                Shake:Hey Carl how's going?

                Carl: Well, I just got my face kicked in by little people and some rainbow thing just sawed through my house.

                Shake: Isn't that something.

                Carl: And I know you know who did it.

                Shake: Haven't the foggiest.

                Meatwad: I know who did it.

                Shake: Ha ha ha Meatwad doesn't know anything, he's just a little guy with no brain...Carl your pool!

                Carl: Im gonna kick your mutha f@%king ass.


                Okay that was more a whole scene...but just thinking about it makes me laugh.
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                • Kneeko
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                  Sat, November 20, 2004 - 6:12 PM
                  Carl:Ever since my son was never conceived b/c I never had consensual sex without money involved, I always sorta looked at you as well, kind of a thing I could live next to in accordance with state law.
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    Tue, December 7, 2004 - 3:57 AM
    Meatwad: "Don't be givin' me no sippy cup, now. I am a man, and I deserve a man's glass... uh-ohhh!", "You are interested in this!"

    Tell him Err, with your parallelogram mouth.

    Shake: "Well then, I am going to pee in my pants. THEN who's going to end up looking bad?", "Oooh, French Maid, didn't think I'd be back from the whipped cream store so soon, did you?", "I can't! And you should respect my adiction. It's a disease. I need help - just... not right now, okay."

    "G-Whiz"

    And just about any line from The Broodwich - Meatwad: "I mean I'm dumb."
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  • JDub
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    Thu, March 24, 2005 - 7:49 PM
    "with APR like that I could just die!"
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    • Wedge
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      Mon, April 4, 2005 - 7:13 PM
      "please save us.....from all ze money"

      carl hiding behind the couch:
      "damn it.....go away, go away.....so tired of this....friggin go away you freak"

      Ol' Drippy: Meatwad, do you have any real dolls?
      Meatwad: well, real dolls cost money, and i'd just rather use the unlimited power of my imagination...cause i ain't got no damn money.
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      • Big
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        Tue, April 5, 2005 - 11:24 AM
        Frylock: "meatwad, can you translate this for me"
        Frylock: "No!"
        Meatwad: "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit"

        When they went and visited Sir Loin
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    Tue, April 5, 2005 - 1:26 PM
    Inignot: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.

    Err: Point is: we're at the center, not you.

    Carl: No, the real point is: I don't give a damn.
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    Tue, April 5, 2005 - 1:35 PM
    Oglethorpe: Well, it was your own damn fault for making noises like a ghoul.
    Emory: Dude, I was flushing the toilet!
    Oglethorpe: Ghouls do that....when they're making brownies.
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    Tue, August 30, 2005 - 12:23 PM
    Oglethorpe: When he gets here, we melt him! And laugh on into the night.

    Shake: You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.

    Shake: Look it's just until this ear infction clears up. Then I'll be able to go back to work again.
    Meatwad: Yeah, well, I don't see no ears.
    Shake: Well you are about not to have a mouth, and I mean it! I'll rip it off!

    Frylock: What are you doing with that gutter?
    Shake: What are you doing with that beard, huh? Answer that, scientist!

    Shake: Leave your eyes open, Meatwad. I want to horrify you into a coma.

    Oglethorpe: What do you want us to do, sign your freaking yearbook?!
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    Wed, January 18, 2006 - 3:24 AM
    Frylok: So, you're saying it was fun, Meatwad?
    Meatwad: Hell no. That somebitch had an axe!

    Meatwad: Hey Carl.
    Carl (looking at Willie Nelson): Who's this, your friggin' mother?

    Meatwad: Maybe I should get a steak knife and etch it into your Mother******* foreheads!

    Meatwad: You gotta get rid if it, and I din't mean by digestion (sticks finger down throat).
    Frylok: Meatwad, No!

    Meatwad: Danziiiiig. Want something to eeeeeaaaat?

    Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future: You must give of yourself to the Great Red Ape.
    Carl: A'ight. We'll do dat. How much?
    CGCPF: ...Sexually.
    Carl: Wonderful.

    Carl: Oooooooooh, Good.

    Meatwad: It's a clue, and I found it!
    Shake: You'll find the back of my hand very displeasing.
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    • Tim
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      Re: Favorite Quotes

      Wed, January 18, 2006 - 3:27 AM
      Forgot one...

      Carl: Yeah, who you takin' to da Superbowl?
      Frylok: Carl, How'd you get in here?
      Carl: THE WINDOW, JACKASS...WHO ARE YOU TAKIN'??
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